I love my fingernails

By anatomyofastupid

It’s always been there for me when I need it, it’s more subtle than a hyper girlfriend and it’s more forgiving than cholesterol. Why not? I love them a lot. Having long fingers I’ve always liked some nail to compliment them, clipped nails always make my fingers look short too.. God knows I’m a frickin’ hygienic person as I can spare 45 minutes of my life to make out with an oil blotter to make sure my face won’t reflect light from the sun and blind you, so most people should know that I keep my nails nice and clean.

The inner side of my nails, is like what my Chef Norizzan says about the chopping boards: it looks dirty, but it’s clean. Only for the chopping board it’s the other way around. Haha! My nails make me shift gears better, sometimes it turns on cats too! For some reason even my food tastes better when I eat with long, may I stress again, CLEAN nails. Sigh. Why do I have to clip my nails?? Since when were nails so feminine some guys would rather have their whole nail ripped out of their fingers and thumbs?!

Okay this post is freaking me out, I’m just going to go cut my fingernails now since the lecturers have been giving me a hard time about it, not to mention the new friends. Haih.

Sir Izuan, I’ve got the OST too, but I find Signal Fire as the most worthy, well, maybe ONLY worthy song to listen to :P

3 Responses to “I love my fingernails”

  1. Izuan Says:

    “…to compliment them.” you mean ‘complement’ right?

    well andy, despite your personal reasons to keep your nails long, you must cut them short for hygienic purposes. i remember i was once nagged by my chefs for keeping my nails long, but actually i forgot to cut them (i always made sure i keep them short before attending kitchen classes)

    moral of the story is: you have to sacrifice something in order to enjoy something else :)

    p/s: i agree with you about the ost. that’s the only song i love to listen to.

  2. andy Says:

    is it a british-american spelling kinda thing, sir? because the definition of compliment exists on the internet.. and yeah, I know what you mean, it’s so very personal, it just makes my fingers look more shapely and long heheh

  3. Izuan Says:

    no andy, it’s not about british/american spelling at all. they’re just two completely different words with different meanings. hmm i guess it depends on what you’re trying to say.. why don’t you check here:

    http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/compliment
    http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/complement

    like what i have mentioned before, it depends on what you’re trying to say, ‘compliment’ seems wrong but ‘complement’ seems more appropriate because the entry of ‘complement’ says “…something that fills up, completes, or makes perfect.”

    now, isn’t that what your fingernails do to your fingers? they make your fingers “look more shapely and long” right heheh..

    hope that clears things up.

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