Archive for April, 2006

Language impaired people

April 30, 2006

Ah, I hate it when I go around Friendster or MySpace then I see all these little annoying kiddos with their puppy love crap. I mean everyone else knows like this couple sure will breakup next week or that couple sure will end up arguing. So why the hell bother?! Anyways, that’s not the worst part in my opinion. It’s bad enough these people are making themselves look bad by taking 60 pictures of themselves by holding their camera in different angles (don’t you people know of something called variety??), but then now they love to use really really long and dramatic sentences as their names. Like for example, say there’s this one bimbo and her boyfriend, we call him loser. At bimbo’s page, we will see that her name is I LOVE U TOO MUCH BUT I CAN’T.. and her caption or shoutout or personal message is IM THINK YOU DUN CARE ABT ME. ONE ROSES FOR THE DEATH PPL.

Seriously, I’d like to tribute a big old WHAT THE FCUK is wrong with your damn brain to whoever writes crap like that. Then between loser and bimbo, they’ll send comments and testimonials like "bimbo, im love you so damn much, pls dun live me.." and "loser, ur my one and only, everyday during sleep i think of about u and nobody else" (then your mother leh?). See, you may just get my point, it’s bad enough that their english is bad but to get all oprah on me in bad english just really sucks. I don’t care if your love is true, not that I’d know if it is anyway but can’t you people just keep the manglish literature to your damn selves?! It’s annoying the hell out of everybody that reads it.

And you call yourself a science stream student. GAGS!

*who eats the chili, feels the heat*

AOAS Turns One

April 29, 2006

Stats Like last time on geckoandee.com, every year the blog grew I’d have a birthday party for it at a top notch club in KL, invite local celebrities and have full press coverage for it.

NOT! Actually I’d just make an announcement that the blog’s now proudly one year older, and publish some statistics of the blog. Since Friendster blog is this cruel free service that doesn’t allow you to view important things like statistics and counters unless you pay USD4.95 per month, I can only share with you this. From the bandwidth usage, I think it’s a good guess that about 200 (unique) people have been to my blog since day one. That’s really sad honestly. Not that it’s anything, but stats on Blogger was close to 10 times this, which goes to show how boring Friendster Blogs is not allowing blogs to be cached by search engines so that people can search for your blog using search engines like Google and Yahoo.

Kinda sad to think about it because I was really upset at Blogger last time, and I was determined to move to MovableType and used Friendster Blogs as a temporary blogging solution, but now got lazy and stuck to it anyway. Darn!

Stupid boys.

April 29, 2006

After reading Adrian’s post on his point of view on kids these days and the word fuck, it kind of reminds me about some boys that I saw walking around in my hometown back last year when I was working in my uncle’s computer store. So there was this one orang asli-looking like boy and his group of friend, he seems to be the head honcho or something and they were all like saying lots of stuff but I heard a lot of FUCK. Now this came from a 12 year old looking boy mind you, so I turned my attention to him. It seems that the only non-bahasa malaysia word he was using was the F word, the rest was totally in BM. This was seriously wrong, the kid kept saying the word in the wrong term. Like "wei kau ni fuck la, apa kepala fuck betul la bapak kau" bla bla bla. That, converted, means "Hey, you fuck-lah, what head fuck really your dad la" and that don’t sound correct in English either! It was clear that this kid obviously doesn’t understand the meaning of the word FUCK. So me being a regular curious person, I called him over for a short chat and surprisingly I thought I’d have to go chase him to make sure he comes, but instead he walks to me in this arrogant taiwanese politician style walk and then sits next to me and stares at the ceiling.

Interestingly I started a conversation casually. I asked for his name, age and whatever non important things just for the sake of making me look nice. Then half way through, I say fuck you to him. I can’t believe what he said soon after, I was deliberately insulting him, then he said to me waaa taiko lu manyak terer ah skarang (wow, youre real good huh now). Needless to say, I didn’t have much to explain, I knew then for sure he doesn’t know what the meaning, so I ask him in BM, if does he know the meaning of fuck or not. Then he says yes, but the problem is his definition of fuck is idiot. I know in some terms this is correct, but originally fuck means to make sexual intercourse with, thats the true meaning, so I explain this to him and all. Then suddenly I notices on his shirt, it says The Governments Fuck!

Stupid, no wonder la, this boy IS actually quite smart.. the government are idiots, LOL! Now this is one tshirt the local orphanage or child welfare centre needs. It’s much better than those dumb Fuckin’ Donuts or 7 Inches tshirts. But still, he needed education, and yes ladies and lents thanks to me now he goes around using bad words, in the correct manner.

Belated Redang

April 20, 2006

Why belated? because I got back from the trip early this week and could’ve blogged about it then but was (and still is) too lazy to do so. Anyways, the school trip to Redang Island was in short, awesome. Put my two wounds and antisocialization aside, and it’d have been a break from the books and teachers. Nobody wants to know read in detail about the whole ordeal, so I thought I’d just sum it up with a couple of pictures and interesting stories.

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At first glance, the water would most probably attract you more than the island itself, since it’s just beyond being just crystal clear. I was told that Redang has one of the cleanest and clearest waters in Malaysian seas by our guide, Mr. Nas and Datuk Jay. We left Shah Alam at around 10pm as planned, and got off the boat at about 11am the next hot and sunny day. Sun block cries were everywhere..

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We’re bunking in at this cool little place called Redang Lagoon, there’s accomodation for just about over 40 people and it’s quite intimate, with hammocks all over where you can just kick back and enjoy the ocean breeze, and stench apparently during those free-at-leisure periods. Times were boring though, and in the wise words of fellow tourist Azim, we came to have fun, not sleep all day long.

C So our first snorkeling run was called upon, the whole trip actually had 3 snorkeling runs and this got me thinking about actually how boring can an island be, having 3 snorkeling trips and one trekking trip (which never happened, mind you) for a 3 day 2 night activity itenirary. But anyways, during the first trip I couldn’t enter the water because I wasn’t smart enough yet to figure out that I could have just removed my dressing and let my wound dry for a moment and then go into the water. Honestly I got enough entertainment from seeing Aida’s constipation face when the boat swayed on the way to the snorkeling spot anyway.

D The funny thing about it though is that before we arrived, this spot was a ghost town.. I could’ve sworn I heard the fishes talking on the way here, but 5 minutes later one after another boats and hooligans started pouring in. I even saw some dude which apparently came swimming from the direction of the ocean like he didn’t even come on a boat! Pure coincidence is no coincidence here, apparently.

E One of my teachers on the trip caught this interesting little sea-doohickey and told me that it’s a sea cucumber. Now, correct me if I’m wrong but I remember very well watching that one episode of Jackass where Harry Dunn experiments making love with a sea cucumber and I don’t remember them having these thorns.. Oh yeah, and I thought they ejaculate some white stuff when you touch them? Hmm. (That explains to some of you why I never like to step foot on the ocean ground, never know what creature’s gonna crap what on you)

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Somehow, somewhere during the snorkeling trip, I bumped into this active bloke and his mates who forgot to bring their camera along to snap pictures with, so I was asked to help take some pictures for them for just today. Fast forward, and in the process of getting to know them, I found out that the chap on the right is a Rotaract Club of Gombak BOD member, how small can the world get? Nice meeting you, Zameer!

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Well, it was time to call it a snorkeling day, so we got back and freshened up for a short volleyball game and the barbeque. I like volleyball, but too bad, well let’s just say the best time that I played was like the worst time the rest of them played. Soon after I was eliminated, hah! Next time I’ll just stick to juggling..

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Well after the barbeque, things went slow and one by one we started calling it a night, except for the usual bleachers Jimmy, Zaf and Azim doing their air pollution business and what have you in the new room. Me and Shahir slept early, but I woke up late and missed the morning swim, here’s a picture from it. That’s Azim attempting to hit Fadhly with sand, he can’t throw sand for shit though and most of it came towards me, sheesh!

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The second snorkeling trip’s 2 hours away! So us being the natural boys that we are (sounds slightly wrong with a pinch of salt) had to find something to do and I’m not sure who dished out the idea but we started lugging sand on the ground and Fadhly started building a weird shopping mall contraption (so he claims thats the gag) and the rest started modifying it and we eventually got this thing. It’s no small achievement I tell you! A castle with a waterway and everything! water would actually pass by under it when the tide came, now who said boys aren’t creative and only know how to eat and play football..

Well, I grew some guts and stepped in the water during the second snorkeling trip at the Marine Park, but I only got to go around for a short while since I went in when everyone came out and was literally alone. I find that most of the time on this trip I’m alone anyway, so it’s no big surprise. The prices you pay for not going on trips with your mates, eh. Well, after that, during the third trip the ocean looked rough and skies started pouring, so we went to the Marine Park again and that ended our snorkeling journey. I didn’t take pictures because it got tiring after a while, and I really wanted to swim, yo.

Things got interesting after lights out, just after the ice breaking part two the boys and Aida got together to form a plan to go and hang out on the beachfront after the teachers went to sleep. Apparently most of the people were still out past curfew time anyway so we just went like we owned the place and hung out with Jay and the other guy I forgot his name. Actually, I found out during this time that Jay was a student at SMKSSAAS 10 years ago when he used to have the supervising teacher as his arts teacher. So as it got darker and later we started discussing about the taboo topics of our school, the private and confidential, unethical and unthinkable..

to be continued..

Dejavu.

April 7, 2006

P.O.I.! : Hmm, this entry got me thinking, if I didn’t do my homework, I wouldn’t get myself involved in an accident. Does that mean that if I don’t <do somehing good>, I wouldn’t <get something bad>… (insert joke here)

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Sometimes in life I question my luck quite thoroughly. Everytime I gamble at my cousin’s house during Chinese New Year (oh come on who doesn’t), I lose more than I can win. Everytime I’m in a car, when we reach a stop light junction sure will be red. Everytime! I buy a computer part, there’s always something wrong with it. EVERYTIME I ask for no chili, those DAMNED kitchen people put more chili than I can handle. Well, back to the subject, I was wondering about really how dangerous riding on a bike really is when my mom was telling to to just drive a car and forget about bikes..

Go figure, that night I slept late doing my additional mathematics homework and woke up damn tired in the morning so hitched a ride with my dad to school instead of riding like how I always do and found myself in a situation when it’s going back time. I know the intial plan was to take a bus, cab, train bla bla bla or anything for that matter that’s NOT dangerous but I was still damn tired, so I asked Adib for a ride home on his scooter.

Yeap, it was still a virgin coming in at 1960KMs on the trip meter, and as we headed home I felt this strange surge through my body to not follow his lean when he’s making a corner, and then some. I noticed that instead of taking the usual route he was taking a long route and I was already shivering then since his bike is so darn small and the tyres felt like they were going to break anytime (am I that heavy?).. Well when we were almost home, we came to good old sandtrap turn and I was looking out for him making sure he wouldn’t pull on the front brakes but then the next thing I knew….

*BOOM*

Remember how in February I dropped at the same place only I was on my bike? I’m on the ground, there’s blood everywhere and my elbow and knee was busted, only this time it was busted ‘bad’. I hope the chap’s alright though, he don’t deserve to take it hard like that, same goes for his bike but I mean I’m in a bloodwash myself and I now only have 1 school pants left.. You know what they say right, boys need scars to grow. Hell, even when I was leaving the medical centre, the doctor said these exact words. *In a Barney-the-purple-dinosaur tone* Well, see you again next month!.. KNNCCB! I’m in pain here and you’re trying to crack funny jokes, blardy asswipe. Damn hard price to pay for riding pillion, in my opinion, but

don’t that sound like dejavu to you? don’t it?
  

April Fool’s No More

April 2, 2006

Got word from a friend today that 3 seniors from Garland High, TX passed on a few days ago due to a car crash accident. Confirmed this when I saw the wishes on Alisa’s cousin’s blog who goes to GHS. Condolences to the family.

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Two tall
wooden crosses and a center post topped by a star and crescent moon
anchored an impromptu memorial to three Garland High School friends
Friday afternoon. Rubble from the Firewheel Estates entryway wall,
destroyed the night before by their careening car, supported the
timbers.  

Scores of grieving students excused from school
hovered for most of the day around the charred site at Brand Road and
Muirfield Drive, where the three popular classmates died the night
before in a fiery accident.

 

"They were three seniors with
seven weeks left until graduation," Garland High principal John Morris
said. "What a tragedy."

 

School officials identified two
of the victims as Raheed Salam, 17, the driver, and Shane Petroski, 18.
The third boy’s family identified him as Alex Manriquez, also 18.

 

                           Courtesy photos                  
Raheed Salam (left), Alex Manriquez (center) and Shane Petroski were
identified as the crash victims.

      

Mr. Morris said they were top students. Raheed was in the International
Baccalaureate program and on the tennis team. The other boys both took
Advanced Placement courses. All belonged to Key Club, an academic group
that teaches leadership and service.

 

Witnesses told
police that the youths, who had just attended a school band concert at
the Plaza Theatre in downtown Garland, were traveling northeast on
Brand Road in a 2004 Toyota Camry about 9:30 p.m. Thursday when the
driver apparently tried to turn left onto Muirfield and clipped a small
pickup stopped at the intersection. Alex’s father, Phillip Manriquez,
said the three were probably headed to either Shane’s or Raheed’s house
to go running together.

 

The car slid sideways into the
curb, then hit the wall at the subdivision entryway. Police said the
vehicle apparently was going too fast to make the turn, although the
speed hadn’t been determined.

 

Leanh Dang, who lives
across Muirfield from the scene, said she heard the screeching tires,
then a loud boom, and ran outside to see a flash of fire quickly engulf
the car.

 

       "Someone tried to help," she said. "He couldn’t help. The fire was too much."   

 

 

Andrew Olson, 39, of Garland said he was driving by when he saw the car
slam into the wall and burst into flames.

 

"I immediately ran to the car and realized someone was in there and
most likely unconscious," Mr. Olson said. "I only saw one person in the
car, and I tried to pull him out, but I had a problem getting the door
open. I kept having to step away because of the heat. It was horrible."

More about it here , article + pictures coutesy of Dallas News.