Working Life

So now I work at McD, at the counter while Adrian works at the back in the kitchen. It’s pretty boring considering it’s a McDonalds, but from what I’ve heard working in the kitchen, at the grill section’s the best since we who work a the counters and the fryers only press buttons and fry stuff, aside from the fact that the kitchen crew gets to decorate the food you eat of course. Jimmy and some 30 year old guy got the fryer section, but the both of them ditched the job after first day training, I think Jimmy can’t handle the heat haha! I wish I could be moved to the kitchen, working at the counter doesn’t get any lamer than customers teaching you how to pack stuff. Yeah I got sounded a few times, but I wish it wasn’t the guy manager that did it, his breath kinda stinks, most can agree with me on this. Umyra came to visit though, no wait she came to buy fried rice and a piano, thank you! Well what else? I’m at Inferno, looking like a computerless whore now, just got off 1 meter scuba diving and stuff, it’s pretty fun I guess. Not worth RM20 though. Okay, gotta run, Ashley’s getting annoying again.

Tiu lah! This entry is like one of the lamest and stupidest entries I’ve ever made, and it sounds like a highschooler complaining about actually how dumb the blonde prom queen is, fantabulous!

At Umyra’s

saya sayang umyra

- dumb bitch

Thank you, dear god!

Yes.. i knew it i knew it i knew it! god is trying to get me back for killing those ants last week.. i know what youre trying to do! phone cable snapping, hard drive disk read errors, butt cramps, busted refrigerator and endless mass constipations (it had to come out eventually!), i knew it was you all along! well ill tell you what, though i may get brain cancer from typing this message off my phone, i am totally loaded with meteor garden and csi CDs so GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!!! those ants can rot in hell waiting for my apology, and no i did not throw away the sandwich they crawled on, WHAT, HUH?!

dont even think of posting a sarcastic comment or i will cap you, son. no joke, andy dont play that game.

Tell me why

Let’s get political. Earlier there was an accident at the junction just outside of my house, consisting of a motorcycle, a van and three people. Let’s try to re-enact the scenario. Here we have a T junction, coming from the right of the T junction is a TZM (reasonably large bike) at 120KM/h with two people riding it. from the south of the junction is a junk van which probably needs the driver to stick his foot out and drag it on the road to slow down. Van thinks it’s safe, bike pushes his luck. The result? the TZM is now the size of my refrigerator (trust me, you do not want to know how big is it). So I didn’t witness the event happening, but I did hear a loud firecracker thump on my way down as I was heading out then. I assumed then that my glucose-hyperactive neighbour was playing with some fireworks but then I noticed a lot of shouting so I went out. First thing that ran through my mind? Not another accident. This may just be the 9928472363rd accident at this junction because of it’s unique slope that blinds the driver from oncoming traffic (from east side). So yeah, rider banged on the van, made a pretty little mark on the door and the passanger flew further like debris and both suffered heavy injuries. So what to do what to do? I saw and heard at least 4 people calling for assitance for an ambulance or police patrol car, including my dad which was maybe 5 minutes later. Now mind you, while we’re recreating this vague scene, the kids on the road are dying. So somehow the crowd decides for the two that someone’s gotta take them to the med centre for treatment, A.S.A.P. Luckily for us, there’s lots of volunteers in Shah Alam for this situation (don’t even bother setting up a cleaning campaign) so they were rushed to the hospital maybe after 15 minutes of lying down on the road, one unconcious.

Wanna know what’s the fun part? We finally see blue sirens just after they got zoomed off. Oh yes we keep that "they’ll only arrive after all the shit’s cleaned up" principe well in good ole’ Malaysia. It’s bad enough they missed the show, this police officer steps out of the car with a frickin’ machine gun hung by his shoulder. WTF were they smoking?! We said an accident occured, not a bank robbery! I mean seriously, that’s some chronic shit which I need to study. Yes he’s smart alright, at least he.. oops nope he didn’t take a picture of the crime scene. Yessire, thee’s of no use here. So what? They just moved the expensive paperweight to the side of the road, took some notes for their homework assignments and went off. and if you thought that was hilarious, 5 minutes later an ambulance arrived! Now that made me LOL!

On a more serious tone, this sucks. Let me tell you a little story about how accidents were handled back when I was in the states. Some soccer mom drives into a divider, no one’s hurt but 3 minutes later an ambulance, fire engine and two patrol cars came. It’s no wonder there’s no peds that help these people out, by the time they’re there the cops are already wheeling the car off the road! I gotta hand it to these people, it gets to a point so surprising that I feel that maybe, just maybe they’re hiring too many people down at the sheriff’s office. If Malaysia had this level of excellency in they policing and medical sector, I think we’d actually at least be deemed a second world country by now.

Okay lah, so you can’t get the police and ambulance to come earlier than 30 minutes after the call (or your money’s bagged), the least that the government could do is add a bloody traffic light to this junction. But noooo, look who had to be the head of state, the don of bribes (no names required, it comes naturally). Can you believe that they gave this mingy excuse of "there’s another traffic light just ahead, and it’s too near" when the stretch of road from the previous light to the next one is close to 2 kilometres? Either he hasn’t been to Singapore before, or he’s out of his mind smoking all that pot! What he can’t even sacrifice 1/16th of an acre of that 50 billion dollar useless landscaping for a damn traffic light that can save lives? Well hey, you know something, maybe you really should consider putting a traffic light for us as you’d probably get some interest out of it anyway!

WTF is effing wrong with this state? It decorates one damn roundabout to look like the king lives inside it like twice a month just for the sake of making the first appearance of this city look good. But hey, it’s not like people don’t realize the potholes right after the roundabout right? That’s after any/every turning, mind you. All they need to do, is cut down on the bullshit with the roundabout and start looking at the damned roads these dumb nuts at maxis are digging all day long and doing an RM50 job at patching it back up. Yes, it’s that damn simple! No voodoo or magic spells here, folks, just common sense. A dude on a cub can easily lose his tyre’s to one of these, and they’re not doing a thing about it. Goes to show how crappy the unseen facts of a city are, plus the party that governs this poor city with potholes and not to mention assholes.

Word.

- got this from adrian’s blog. it’s so so good to know that there are brilliant minds out there.

Years
ago, I came to Friendster following the then hot trend of networking
"friends." In the "I-slept with/blew/vommited on-this-person" sense of
the word. Other networking communites came and went, but Friendster
remained the place to be, that is, if it decided to work that day. Then
came MySpace, which I hated and continue to hate. Friendster was for
the young sophisticate; MySpace for the young and snot-nosed. A place
where 12 year-old whores could find old pedophiles to infect them with
Herpes. A place where some lame emo kids could force you to listen to
Dashboard Confessionals unknowingly. Looking at a MySpace profile was
like stepping in a goddamned time machine and "surfing the web" in
1996. Did they not get the memo that background photos are completely
and totally fucking stupid? Not to mention the fact that you can barely
read shit. No thank you, MySpace. I stuck with Friendster. I was
willing to wait out the frequent error messages and "page cannot be
found" messages to get the comfort of the standard gray template.

But all good things must come to end. It seems the suits over at
Friendster have adopted the company philosphy "Awesome Assimilation"
and pretty much stolen every lame feature of MySpace and added it as
"new and improved." We are not stupid guys, we know where you got it
from. I dread one day clicking on some cute guy’s profile and 1. having
to wait 40 minutes while the latest Godsmack video loads and 2. trying
to read neon green text over a picture of a yellow Porsche. I am about
to go join Evite. That’s where all the cool kids network these days. As
a matter of fact, how about I just give up on this whole "networking"
bullshit all together? I am NOT any closer to meeting Jake Gyllenhaal
so I might as well try other avenues.

You’ve hurt me Friendster. You hurt me bad.

Friendster. If you can’t make it, fake it! The quest begins. and all of the other dumb quotes you can think of. Oh yeah I’d like to see them comment this post now, yessssss I do!

 

That’s all, folks!

Congratulations! 11.45AM today marked the end of the Penilaian Menengah Rendah exam, also known as PMR for all Form 3 students nationwide! Well, let’s be honest, you may have overcome the battle but the war is too far from over. Yes, you know what I’m talking about lah right? The results show! Oh yes it’s more interesting than the Malaysian Idol version. Well, I was typing a real long entry about something I forgot due to the frustration of computing (it has its flaws) so I’ll just leave this as it is for now and go read the dictionary. Literati rematch with megat coming very very soon!

geckoandee.com – The Audio Blog!

Just started audioblogging at my main blog, hopefully it will work here too! Check it out some time yea? and if you can, try it out yourself!

Fast, don’t don’t fast

It’s that time of the year again! Excess fat goes out and Ramadhan is in! Nay, this year I’m not too excited about it since I actually have to go to school whilst fasting. That’s really unfair you see, I know lah we’re supposed to be doing normal activities during fasting and all but then going to school is like doing thrice the output of normal things. Got stress from homework lah, bad exam results lah, smelly toilets lah and so on and so forth. Cannot tahan man all these things, what to do except go through the day until the time comes to go to the bazaaaaaaarr! That fag adrian probably is planning to flock on a chicken wing or something when we get there. Must avoid giving him rides during this month at all costs.

Luckily since this time I’m well equipped, I can go there myself and I don’t have to wait for my parents to come back. Yess. Parents, they love to spoil the plan. Just because dad can last through the day even if he had supper at 2AM doesn’t mean I can, now they’re forcing me to "sahur" (supper) at 1 to avoid me not being able to wake up to go to school because I’ve been doing it too many times already -_- So people, don’t don’t fast lah, McDonalds ain’t gonna sell you shit anyway (just incase you thought they’d actually be the ones that sell you a cheeseburger without looking at your face. Suckers!). Don’t smoke either, you know that’s bad for your health. Oh haha that’s all year round a bad thing, during ramadhan just don’t smoke, it makes people thirsty.

Don’t dig your nose. I know what you’re thinking, digging any hole on your body is pleasuring right? Now now, it’s science. But then, I’m still wondering why we can’t dig our noses (or any holes for that matter) while fasting. Some people, like Haziq (lol) say that it’s to avoid from ‘accidental nose shit eating’ occuring. Now that’s just gross, alright. Some other people say it’s just another way of saying don’t make love while fasting, but actually this is already stated as another rule to that myth’s out. A very small number of wise people say it’s to avoid bleeding which will eventually call your fasting off. Nobody knows, the people I ask I mean.

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Hah! syazwalails’s plan to actually organize our class party at BTS really turned out to be true. It’s so stupid (I know lah siti, I’ve told you this like a million times, keep it to yourself) to have a class party at a foreign area. Buddenhor, it’s not really a class party afterall, more like a class outing so I decided to tag along and Eng the dude that doesn’t know what a toothbrush is decided to tag along too. Of course I had to be his free willy driver yet again. Going there is alright lah, never missed a road and exit. Bah, in the end I ended up eating a veggie burger, played RM8 at the arcade and watched TRex at IMAX while they got to go to the theme park, BB and smoke like a chimney. I told someone it’s going to be boring, but noooo, nobody would believe me. They argued about where to eat for 30 damn minutes and all I could do was sat there on my helmet trying to ease the fcuking constipation after effect I had. So damn pain okay.

IMAX however was a blast, it’s too perfect really. I knew RifhanBam was seduced to follow us, so he did. But he’s a bit annoying with his requests. So yeah, IMAX. Honestly, I think we really really should have watched the haunted thingy, it looked so much better and I actually enjoyed it’s 2 minute trailer more than the 45 minute TRex. Sadly it was showing at 6, I was at home at 5. So yeah, it’s real, a coupla’ people were too excited (read : jakun) about his/her first IMAX experience that they jumped from their seats everytime some 3D effect came into play or some striking sound gets played. The dude behind me kept banging on my seat, was on the brink of telling the CBK (ask around for the meaning) to stop it but then found out it’s a girl so, yeah. What? you actually thought I was going to tell you what the movie is about? and make my RM15 contribute to your piracy demands? Hah! Okay that’s lame, it’s about dinosaurs bla bla bla, a vulture knocked the dude down and etc etc, things flew to our faces and lots of dino saliva was everywhere (and thats in three dimensions, folks!) and stuff.

Skip this, skip that and we’re back at parking lot. Awesome, never knew our police uses scooters. Sad to see them using Elit’s though, they’re so lame. Fits the police perfectly! No offence lah, it’s all cool. Took pictures of the thing, will post it up later. and so I was ready to go home and everything UNTIL I saw two guys stuck at the exit, kicking and screaming in to the intercom asking some guy to come down here and get this ************ piece of **** machine to work. Great, so there’s no way out and there’s no way in. I was almost ready to pitch a tent and call it a night but the jackasses on the RXZ has a swell idea. I dont know how, but one of them got two planks and decided to use them to go over the divider. Seemed like a good idea really. Except I was on a 260 pound scooter which maybe, just maybe would break that little plank of theirs faster than you can say a broken undercarriage. Needless to say, I was short of 10 bucks for that tent, so I took a shot at it. Backed up and charged for the plank and went up smoothly but got stuck halfway through, got some help from the guys. Wanna know the best part? While we’re struggling getting my mos down, some dude on a cub just comes by next to us, never even presses a single button and the bar just went up as if he had magical powers. Needless to say, all three of us were dumbstruck (my tyre was still screeching on the plank). Luck, I tell you. The next time you’re hitching a ride with me, rest assured that one way or another, I will get you to where you desire. REST.